An Offering To The Harpy
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Wholesome & Genuine...
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Cheap A**hole Tax...
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
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Old Worn Out...
It's time for these old favorites to retire. Worn overnight for sleep, after showers these panties have served me well. The elastic is wearing out and the cloth is threadbare. There are 2 holes in the front/crotch area Honestly, it's weird to me that someone might want them, but waste not, want not, so here you go, weirdos. Wear Date: March 14 night - thru March 15 morning. Just took them off and Sealed them in a ziploc for "freshness" LOL whyyyyyyy. Can wash and wear again on request so they're even "fresher" for an extra $5 tip. Otherwise they'll sit in that ziploc and ferment. About Me: Busty (40 DDD still small) hourgla** BBW mature blonde, prude in the streets, cougar in the sheets. 90s music is the best music. Thinks this whole thing is absurdly funny. Thinks it's even funnier that my husband would be so mad if he found out I was doing this. Free shipping to continental US Allergy Alert: Household has dogs 🐕
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