Annoying Customer Tax

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It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you.

It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird.

You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die.

For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me.

For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me.

For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice.

Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial.

Rules:
Pay up and shut up.
Don't talk to me.
Don't message me.
Just don't.
You're a garbage person and I hate you.

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