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Harpytalons
150.00 USD
Harpytalons
Has your little guy outgrown his name? Is he getting married? Is he running from johnny law? You can now file for a petition of change of name. THIS LISTING IS FOR PREVIOUS NAME CUSTOMERS ONLY Present a copy of your name certificate along with the desired name change (Same Length as your original purchase). Feel free to send an updated photo and a few sentences about why you're petitioning for this name change. You may choose your own name, or I can name it for you. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of official name change for your records, or for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once renamed, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for another Name Change where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
25.00 USD
Harpytalons
I specialize in Humiliation and Degradation, but I'm also more than capable of crafting you an honest rating or perhaps you'd like praise? My overall style has been noted as coming across a bit satirical, but I mean every word I write. Looking for something unique and different? Check out my special listings for d*ck poems, haikus, naming your d*ck, and more. Delivery for d*ck rates may take up to 4 business days. A lot of thought is put into them. While a quick turn around is nice for some, consider this... I will be thinking about your d*ck that entire time. And there is something is to be said for Antici..... ....pation. Your rating will be sent as a commemorative printable PDF, as well as text in an email. Print and proudly display your rating for all to see. The rules for a "cla**ic" rating: - You may send up to 5 photos of your d*ck - I will craft a thoughtful rating of at least 2 paragraphs on several parameters depending on the style of rating you choose. - 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns. If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His. - This is about your genitalia, not mine. I may or may not include descriptions of what a hypothetical partner may or may not experience with your d*ck, but it will be based mostly on you. You may choose: - Honest: A compliment sandwich. Choose how you want it to end (high note/low note) - Humiliation: A brutal and verbose rating. Please communicate boundaries after purchase. - Praise: Read this and walk away feeling like a first-rate c*cksman. After you receive your rating please know that we're done with the transaction. I do not offer JOI, S*xting, Etc. I do not want to be messaged unless it's for a further paid service.
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
The moss in the yard looked so fluffy and soft and moist I couldn't resist! It was so chilly though! How should I warm up my toes?? ❄️👣🍃🍃
15.00 USD
MadamCaptainLatina
My cream (discharge) $25 1 larger brownie $25 8 oz of my lemonade $25 16 oz $35 All are send first cla** free - priority $8 more - international $15 You get 2 free pics of product ;) Ask for a video for $5 a min (only with purchase of item) Accept venmo, cashapp, paypal
25.00 USD
HotTeacher
You’ve been a bad student? You got hard while looking at me? You’ve been lurking at your HotTeacher’s page without buying anything? Or even jerked off thinking of me? Pay up then, you’re a very bad student!!!
5.00 USD
Hexaftermidnight
You make a request in my dms but what will you get? That’s for me to know and you to find out. Scam photos - $10 Custom scam audio (3-5 mins) - $15 Custom scam video (3-5 mins) - $25 Scam folder (clips and photos)- $35 Single physical item (includes shipping) - $25 Multiple physical items (includes shipping) - $40
10.00 USD