Bet You Didn’t Think I Could Do This… 🤪😮💨
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Missdemeter 
Forbidden Filth: Inside...
Dare to own a piece of my rebellious spirit? Here are the contents of my ashtray, stained with the remnants of my late-night cigarette breaks, from the 7 a.m. post-night-out gossip sessions and the tears of the weak men who couldn't handle my fire. Each discarded cigarette and its ash is a testament to my unapologetic attitude and the smoke that fuels my desires. You'll be the envy of all your friends when you possess a piece of my trash – the ultimate symbol of my disdain for the ordinary. You can eat and sniff them, my ashtray is your oyster and the possibilities are endless. Are you brave enough to blow your money away for it? 🚬💸
30.00 GBP
Missdemeter
Worn & Well-Loved...
This black bomber jacket has been worn to perfection, and I mean that in every sense of the word. The UK size XS fits like a glove, but only if your hand is as small as your ego. It's missing a zip, because let's be real, you don't need functionality when you look as good as I do. The dusty exterior is a badge of honor, proof that I've worn it to the most exclusive events and didn't bother to clean it afterwards. Knowing me, I've left it in many a dancefloor corner to be trodden on. This jacket is for those who can handle a strong, independent woman like myself. If you think you can tame me, then maybe - just maybe - you deserve to own this flawed piece of art. So, are you worthy of my cast-off?
35.00 GBP
Missdemeter
Dirty Little Secrets:...
These Q-tips have been deep into my business, soaking up the secrets, sa**, and scandal of my daily routine. Not to mention cleaning out all the nonsense I have to listen to from men at work. Mansplaining? Not on my watch! Slightly dirty, definitely used, and absolutely drenched in attitude - just like me. Handle with care, worship accordingly. 😈💅
10.00 GBP
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