Better-Land Landfill

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Welcome to to Ariel's Better-Land Landfill!

Istead of collecting and humongous piles of trash, ruining the area, polluting the enviroment, we decided we wanted to make it a BETTER Land!

How do we do it? Here at Ariel's Better Land Landfill, we collect waste, then carefully sort through it. Once sorted it is then put within our ___ recycling categories.


These categories allow us to properly repurpose the waste, by then shipping it off to you.

These categories are A, B, C, and D.


A - Truck Trash

Who needs it: the Beta Bug

You're such a hungry little thing.. trying to find something a little more to eat.. floor fries?? Old ketchup packs?? A sip of an old redbull can?

You dont even get the privelege to have the trash from Our home! Only the random trash from our truck for you.

B - Bathroom Bins
Who needs it: Starving Scavengers

There's not much food in here, but I'm sure you can find SOMETHING to eat in here.
-Used tissues, p!ss tissues, random food containers, hair, dust, dirt, c*m wipes, stops
- grocery store bag full of it will be tied off for you

C. Kitchen Scraps
Who needs it: Human Pet

Plenty of options to eat here! From leftover scraps, to old food from under the fridge, chopped up veggies, coffee grounds, used tissues.. the options are endless. I'll just toss it on over into your pet bowl, you look hungry.

D. Outdoors Garbage

Who needs it: Earth Saver

As we collect trash to clean out beautiful land, ill just redirect it to your front door! Whatever trash I find outside is packaged for you, thanks for thinking of our precious planet !

60.00 USD

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