Black, Textured Flats (3 Years) + Bonus “Sockies”

Name: Black, Textured Flats...
Brand: RosieGardner
SKU: MUU03805903
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (7 reviews)

Black, Textured Flats (3 Years) + Bonus “Sockies” photo

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RosieGardner

These were a staple in my wardrobe. They’re cla**ic black, but with a little bit of a different texture than my other shoes; almost like a tire 🛞 They are very broken in, discolored, and the odor is too much to wear in public without intervention 🙅🏻‍♀️ They come with a free pair of well-worn “sockies” that probably could have added another couple years to these shoes if I had worn them at the same time, every time!

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