Cheap A**hole Tax

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Harpytalons

You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy.

You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it.

Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax.

Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me.

Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me.

You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat.

You should be ashamed.

Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag.

Rules:
Pay up and shut up.
Don't talk to me.
Don't message me.
Just don't.
You f*cking cheapsk*te.

10.00 USD


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