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FloridaSockGirl
Are you a pathetic little loser with a tiny shrimp d*ck looking for some goddess attention? Yes? Let me tell you how much of a loser you are and all the things wrong with your embarra**ing excused of a penis. $10 - At least ONE paragraph of text fully humiliating your pitiful manhood. $15 - One, 30-second minimum video review of your sorry flaccid member - (SHOWING FEET ONLY) OR One, 30-second minimum audio-only!! video review fully degrading that pitiful excuse of a d*ck. You're not worthy, but I'll do you this favor. ;)
10.00 USD
FloridaSockGirl
Embrace the void, the abyss, the infinite nothingness. Think of it as a chance to: - Pay a loser tariff. - Support the concept of emptiness - Own a piece of nothing, literally! - Experience the thrill of receiving... nothing - Join an exclusive club of those who've invested in the void It's a bold move, a statement piece, a conversation starter! And who knows, maybe the nothing you buy will become something in the future (but probably not). So, are you ready to take the leap and spend money on nothing? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity (or not)! (Note: This is a humorous take on the request. I'm not actually trying to convince someone to spend money on nothing.)
5.00 USD
FloridaSockGirl
These extremely dirty and well-worn women's sneakers size 8 have been battle-tested on a farm, at campgrounds, and on countless outings over the past two years. With their rugged charm, they're ready for their next adventure - with you! *Features:* - Size 8 - Extremely worn and dirty (because who needs clean shoes, anyway?) - Two years of love and wear (and tear) - Comfortable fit (once you get past the initial smell) *Condition:* These sneakers have seen some things. They're dirty, scuffed, and faded - but that's all part of their charm! The soles are slightly worn down and the fabric is... well, let's just say it's got character. What are you waiting for? Snag these babies before someone else does! US shopping included in price.. international orders, message me for current shipping costs. Comes with proof of wear pics and a handwritten custom ty note!
50.00 USD
Irish_tashxx
Wanna hear me rate your c*ck in my s**y Northern Irish accent? Just let me know what kind of rate you'd like xx
10.00 GBP