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Harpytalons
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Some Mossy Muddy photos from yesterday's Puddle Stomp Video. Look at my p**r dirty feet! How will they get clean??
15.00 USD
Harpytalons
Lets get down to bra** tax: You're unf*ckable, and it's time to pay the Harpy. We'll keep this one at $10 because we all know you've been saving up to move out of that basement. Instead of doing productive stuff with your time you're on here, paying for s*x because nobody wants to touch that with a 10ft pole. Maybe it's all the fedoras you wear? Maybe it's your raging B.O. Maybe it's that thick miasma of misogyny couched in a self pitying cry of "GIRLS ONLY SAY THEY WANT NICE GUYS BUT HERE I AM ALL ALONE". Maybe it's the gaunt-dead-eyed-video-games-and-jackin'-it-for-36-hours-straight look you're failing to rock... I don't know... all I know is, ya' gross. For every MGTOW blog post you've ever read and nodded in agreement with, pay me. If your stupid brain ever thought "Andrew Tate is really on to something" PAY. ME. If you've ever uttered the phrases "Men's Rights" or "s**ual Market Value" pay me, you coward. For every door you've held open, friend zone you've stayed in, or task you've done because you hoped it would get you laid, pay me. On behalf of every woman you thought was a wh*re simply because she wasn't sleeping with you, you will pay me. Every time you've tipped your ugly dandruff covered fedora off your fat f*cking head and said "M'lady", PAY. ME. TWICE. Did you want something in return for your money? It's far too late and you're far too gone for that sh*t. You could have bought a self help book. Applied for a job. Moved out of your mother's basement. But hey, maybe another fedora might just work this time. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You Disgust Me.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
Available: 1 pair White 1 pair Clear 1 pair Black Smelly gauges are definitely not for the faint of heart. This listing is for one pair of acrylic ear plugs, worn for 1 week without washing. That is plenty smelly for most but if you want something even more stinky you can add an additional week for $25. The most I'll go is 2 weeks. I wish I knew how to describe the smell of an unwashed plug, but... maybe Bleu cheese meets garbage? Idk... it's not pleasant. Shipping to the continental USA is included in the purchase price. Plugs will be placed in a small ziploc bag and wrapped in cellophane. To rehydrate the crud a light misting with plain or distilled water is recommended. Allergy info: dogs in house, no perfume
30.00 USD
Princess_helen
For all my weirdos who are suckers for being called losers and people who love a tiny bit humiliation every now and then 10 pics to feel what you crave so badly 🥰
30.00 USD