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Harpytalons
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Streetside mudpuddle! Look at these dirty toes! Ginormous mud puppies! Dirty piggies! π£ππ£ππ£ππ£ LoL a car drove by too and looked at me like "wtf?!" I just waved "hi neighbor!" I'm such a god damn weirdo π π
25.00 USD
Harpytalons
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
Ok... I know what you're thinking.... this is probably a trap, right? Wrong! Sometimes all you really need is a kind word, and honestly, Erotic Satire aside, I genuinely enjoy making people laugh or smile. Do you need a compliment today? Did you make/create something neat? Did you get a promotion or maybe are you underappreciated at work? Did you get a new haircut? Do you take care of your grandma? Do you need a self esteem pick-me-up? or do you need someone to tell you that you're awesome today? Maybe you got a new shirt? Send me a picture of yourself (pg-13 please! This is a wholesome service), and tell me about something you'd like acknowledged/complimented, something you're proud of, something you've made/created/accomplished etc. and I will give you a unique and genuine compliment. I'm not known for saying anything I don't mean, so know the compliment and kind words will come from the bottom of my heart. Add 5 minutes of distance energy healing: +$5 Add a custom candle spell for self love: +$10
5.00 USD
Southafricanbabe
fat thick a** in black thong on my knees for you π° if you want more, message meπ
10.00 USD
Mistressshxe
5 pictures of my a** and pu**y spread open for your pleasure. <3
20.00 CAD