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Harpytalons
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Ok... I know what you're thinking.... this is probably a trap, right? Wrong! Sometimes all you really need is a kind word, and honestly, Erotic Satire aside, I genuinely enjoy making people laugh or smile. Do you need a compliment today? Did you make/create something neat? Did you get a promotion or maybe are you underappreciated at work? Did you get a new haircut? Do you take care of your grandma? Do you need a self esteem pick-me-up? or do you need someone to tell you that you're awesome today? Maybe you got a new shirt? Send me a picture of yourself (pg-13 please! This is a wholesome service), and tell me about something you'd like acknowledged/complimented, something you're proud of, something you've made/created/accomplished etc. and I will give you a unique and genuine compliment. I'm not known for saying anything I don't mean, so know the compliment and kind words will come from the bottom of my heart. Add 5 minutes of distance energy healing: +$5 Add a custom candle spell for self love: +$10
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Be My Virtual Pet Let me show you I do care about you. I will get and name a Gigapet after you, care for it, and keep it alive for 2 weeks. Listing includes: Unboxing/Aliving Video Photo of the Name Screen Proof of life. Photos and/or a short video every day of said pet and age screen and life score for two weeks. A daily compliment about what a nice pet you are. Bonus occasional chat/videos/etc about you and your virtual counterpart You can choose the pet: Floppy Frog Pixel Puppy T-Rex Starcat/CompuKitty Unicorn Tamogatchi (it evolves, you don't get to choose) If you are in the USA, For an extra $50 I will mail the gigapet to you after the two weeks is up. You will need to reinsert the battery and press the bu*ton on the back, but it should arrive to you in the same save state as when I take the battery out. Rules: No S*xting No Nudity Just me pretending to care about you. Shhhhh. Good pet. Sit. Lie down. good pet.
150.00 USD
Harpytalons
"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...." THIS LISTING IS FOR A FULL NAME +$5 to add a Degree, Doctorate, or Title (you choose, or I can choose for you) For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀 Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Sunmoonrider
Pictures of my b*m!!! Drop me a message for more! Making some instant content more available for buyers!
10.00 GBP