GFE: Sending You Memes While Otherwise Indisposed 🚽🧻

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I will send you 3 memes I think are funny + A pants around the ankles photo of what I'm wearing that day, while *ahem* otherwise indisposed, showing some gusset.🚽💩 🧻

This is a true GFE listing. We all doomscroll and send memes to our special person while we're at "the factory". 🚽🧻

The memes will be funny/irreverent/nihilistic/etc. Maybe even a webtoon if it's particularly funny. They might be original if i'm feeling creative or they might be copy-pasted from the internet. You may have seen them before, you may not have. They might be topical, they might be old news. You might "get" the humor, you might not. That's what google is for.

This is a GFE and girlfriends don't 💩 ever 😉😇. You don't say it, ask about it, or even imply it. But it will have happened and you'll know it did, and that's enough.

We will utilize the ATW messenger service. No faces, nudes, phone numbers, real names, or emails.

If you catch me "in the act" 🚽💩 🧻 and are online while I'm sending you stuff I might chat more. Strictly "hey, how are ya, LOL memes and an occasional weird fact or we're out of eggs" kinda stuff. No s**ting, lewdness, kink, etc.

If you aren't on at the same time as I am, well that's just the way the cookie crumbles. I can't guarantee when nature will call. It happens when it happens. Either way you'll get 3 memes + a pants around the ankles shot of what I'm wearing that day. Consider anything else a free bonus.

40.00 USD


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