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Harpytalons
40.00 USD
Harpytalons
I will craft you an original poem about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. The form of poetry will be my choice. Including but not limited to: sonnet, rondel, sestina, blank verse, or more. Send me up to 5 photos of your d*ck, and a description of its likes/dislikes and its personality, and it's proud and not so proud moments. Your original poem will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are uncommunicated I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
Be My Virtual Pet Let me show you I do care about you. I will get and name a Gigapet after you, care for it, and keep it alive for 2 weeks. Listing includes: Unboxing/Aliving Video Photo of the Name Screen Proof of life. Photos and/or a short video every day of said pet and age screen and life score for two weeks. A daily compliment about what a nice pet you are. Bonus occasional chat/videos/etc about you and your virtual counterpart You can choose the pet: Floppy Frog Pixel Puppy T-Rex Starcat/CompuKitty Unicorn Tamogatchi (it evolves, you don't get to choose) If you are in the USA, For an extra $50 I will mail the gigapet to you after the two weeks is up. You will need to reinsert the battery and press the bu*ton on the back, but it should arrive to you in the same save state as when I take the battery out. Rules: No S*xting No Nudity Just me pretending to care about you. Shhhhh. Good pet. Sit. Lie down. good pet.
150.00 USD
Harpytalons
In all seriousness, I win cash prizes all the time for my Haikus. I will craft you an original Haiku about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. Send me up to 3 photos of your d*ck, and a short description of its likes/dislikes and its personality. Your original haiku will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Arabian_Dream83
Come smudge my lipstick with a dirty, sweaty s**ting session! With or without pictures/video clips. Prices start at £1 per minute. Let's talk... 😈
1.00 GBP
JennJenn
Think you can handle my special edition Huniliation wheel filled with tasks and challenges to be completed in your toilet...... and even in public bathrooms if you dare 🥲 Be warned.... these are NOT for the weak. £5 a spin or 4 spins £15
5.00 GBP
Daphrodite
hiii loves!!! do you want me to talk with you about all ur naughtiest fantasies while u play with urself? does hearing me play with my little d*ck excite u? call me on discord anytime for a dollar a minute, msg me for details!!
20.00 USD