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Harpytalons
40.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's time for me to say goodbye to this old friend. This bra has seen +10 years worth of wear, usually multiple days in a row. It's sturdy but eventually my 40DDDs won out and the underwire broke on both cups and has since been taken out so I could wear her more as my comfy bra and swim bra. She's old, wrinkled, has some permanent dog hair no matter how much I lint roll her, and she's looking for a good home. I have worn her for one day without deodorant. I'm not a particularly sweaty person though so idk if she stinks yet. Additional Wears Available: $10/Day max 3 extra days I may or may not wear deodorant. $10 gets you your preference here. I may or may not use gold bond for underboob sweat. $20 gets you your preference here. Allergy Info: Worn while eating foods with peanuts. House has dogs No smoking No perfume Yes incense Free Shipping to Continental US only. If you buy this and aren't in the US, sorry no refunds. Either pay for the international shipping or consider your $$ a very generous tip. P.S. I think this whole thing is so so weird, but I like the idea of this bra going to a good(?) home instead of going in the trash.
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
In all seriousness, I win cash prizes all the time for my Haikus. I will craft you an original Haiku about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. Send me up to 3 photos of your d*ck, and a short description of its likes/dislikes and its personality. Your original haiku will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. ๐LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY๐ Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Marciie
Pay for me and my best friend lunch & drinks Get pics of us enjoying it๐๐
30.00 GBP
Yazmin
Let me expose you... weather your a shrimp, sissy, cuck, loser or a simp approach me lets tell the world๐ธ๐ฝ
20.00 GBP
LolaValentine
Vials of Goddess Essences Includes: ๐ธ Pubes ๐ธ Lemonaid ๐ธ c*m ๐ธ Squirt ๐ธ sp*t ๐ธ Toilet Water ๐ธ Bath Water ๐ธ Toenails/ Fingernails or both ๐ธ Sealed farts in a jar ๐ธ Foot Dust/Heel Powder ๐ธAnything else you can thing of ๐๐ฆ ๐ Price will vary depending on if you want small, medium, or large viles. Price will be between $20~$50. ๐Add-on's available upon request. ๐ฆ Shipping added to total at checkout. Message me if you have any questions. ๐๐ฆ๐
20.00 USD