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Harpytalons
40.00 USD
Harpytalons
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
They still have a mild vinegar smell. I'm willing to put a few days wear on them for +$25 Ugg brand wool insole, never worn with socks. Size 11. Fluffy in some spots, ragged in others. I'll stick a dirty Foot right in a boot I don't even care. Free shipping to Continental USA only.
75.00 USD
Harpytalons
I will send you 3 memes I think are funny + A pants around the ankles photo of what I'm wearing that day, while *ahem* otherwise indisposed, showing some gusset.🚽💩 🧻 This is a true GFE listing. We all doomscroll and send memes to our special person while we're at "the factory". 🚽🧻 The memes will be funny/irreverent/nihilistic/etc. Maybe even a webtoon if it's particularly funny. They might be original if i'm feeling creative or they might be copy-pasted from the internet. You may have seen them before, you may not have. They might be topical, they might be old news. You might "get" the humor, you might not. That's what google is for. This is a GFE and girlfriends don't 💩 ever 😉😇. You don't say it, ask about it, or even imply it. But it will have happened and you'll know it did, and that's enough. We will utilize the ATW messenger service. No faces, nudes, phone numbers, real names, or emails. If you catch me "in the act" 🚽💩 🧻 and are online while I'm sending you stuff I might chat more. Strictly "hey, how are ya, LOL memes and an occasional weird fact or we're out of eggs" kinda stuff. No s**ting, lewdness, kink, etc. If you aren't on at the same time as I am, well that's just the way the cookie crumbles. I can't guarantee when nature will call. It happens when it happens. Either way you'll get 3 memes + a pants around the ankles shot of what I'm wearing that day. Consider anything else a free bonus.
40.00 USD
MuscleMommy93
20 mL vials of sp*t..use my thick sp*t to jerk off with…or drink it as the filthy dirty pig like you should…the options are limitless.
20.00 USD
Lusciouscutie
⭐️The game of a lifetime⭐️ Budget friendly, fun, and a winner no matter what! 20$ gets you TWO spins on the wheel of Luscious fun, so you can pick your delicious prize out of the two options! Chances to Win the following: ♡ Lifetime Drive Access ♡ 5 Custom Photos ♡ 5 minute custom video ♡ Video c*ck Rating ♡ 24 hr panty wear Disclaimer: any ad ons are at extra cost!
20.00 CAD