Handwritten & Honest: Custom D*ck Ratings

Handwritten & Honest: Custom D*ck Ratings photo

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Goddess_Velvet

Want a genuine, handwritten rating of your manhood? Whether you’re looking for an ego boost, a brutal roast, or just some playful feedback, I’ve got you covered.

💌 Choose Your Rating Style:
✔ Honest & Detailed – A real, thoughtful review.
✔ Encouraging & Sweet – Designed to boost your confidence.
✔ Brutally Mean – If you like a little humiliation.
✔ Over-the-Top Praise – Pretend it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen.
✔ Flirty & Fun – A mix of playful teasing and compliments.

📸 Delivery Options:
🔹 Digital – $10
- A handwritten rating, photographed and sent privately to you.

🔹 Mailed – $20
- Your rating will be written on s**y stationery and mailed discreetly in an unmarked envelope.

🔊 Audio Version – $20
- I’ll record your rating in a s**y, playful, or dominant tone (your choice).
- Sent as a private audio file.

💄 Add-Ons (Mailed Only):
➕ Lipstick Kiss – $5 (A kiss print on your rating.)
➕ Perfumed Paper – $5 (A spritz of my current fragrance.)
➕ Extra Detail – $5 (A longer, more detailed rating with added comments.)

👉 Length of the rating depends on what I’m working with 😉

💌 All mailed ratings are sent in plain envelopes for privacy.

🔥 Ready to see how you measure up? Order now!

10.00 USD


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