Honest, Critical, No-nonsense Critiquing Of Your D*ck

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I adore c*ck, I really do. And I adore that they come in all shapes and sizes.
This listing will provide you with an honest, no-nonsense critique of what I really think of your favourite toy.
If it's pathetic and small - I won't lie to you.
If it's big enough for me to have tears running down my face as I choke on it... I'll let you know.
Now... don't be a whiny b*tch and purchase this listing so I can see what you're working with.

8.88 GBP

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