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MY VERY FIRST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR SALE !!! Losing my MTW virginity and keeping them on as long as I can stand them. Wearing them while I built my profile. Vintage large Fruit of the Loom Thongs. They were white. Worn them last night while watching the Trials and slept in them. In a t-shirt and underwear most times at my place. My habits are rubbing off on the neighbors. Not using my air conditioning yet. It's sooooo hot and humid and now I have to work. I'll be tired and horny tonight. Get my vibe, buyer ???
Surprise Bonus: I'll throw in one of my highly trusted vintage Calvin Klein men's Body Thongs. I LOVE these thongs because they are perfect with my workout tights. These were ravaged this past weekend during a outdoor crossfit workout. Weighted throws, sleds, sprints, tires, battle ropes. These are my go to favorites and hold up to everything.
They both are sooo ready for the wash cycle !!! I'm going to miss them.

35.00 USD

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