Let’s Talk About Your C*ck: Honest Reviews, No Filter 🍆🔥

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Thecatmaskblonde

Before You Purchase: Please Read!

I prided myself on being brutally honest and completely straightforward in my a**essments. I didn’t sugarcoat or exaggerate—my feedback was raw, real, and unfiltered. If you couldn’t handle the truth, this wasn’t for you!
1 min custom audio (or maybe a little more if you're lucky 😉)

I evaluated your 🍆c*ck🍆 based on the following five criteria:

- Length
- Color
- Shape
- Vein Details
- Grooming Quality
Each category received a detailed score, followed by a total overall score. Plus, my s**y accent added an extra special touch to the experience. If you were ready for a truly honest review and had the confidence to take it, I was here to deliver. And who knows? If I really had fun with it, your custom audio might have gone a little over a minute. 😉

Feel free to reach out with any questions or clarifications!

From your professional c*ck rater.

💋 The Cat Mask Blonde

14.00 USD

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