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Harpytalons

I see you.👀 You see you.👀 And I see that you know that I see you. 👀

It's time to pay the Harpy.

Honestly, if you're gonna be a creeper the least you can do is buy me a fancy latte ☕. The most you can do is pay off my mortgage.

I'll settle for the coffee. And I'll be super ungrateful about it, like you are when you creep on my content. I won't thank you because honestly, you don't even deserve that.

So get that weirdo imagination all fired up for an encounter that frankly, isn't gonna happen ever and f*cking pay me.

Did you want something in return for your money? I don't give a sh*t. You're up in my profile staring at my used underpants. You already got what you came for, weirdo.

Rules:
Pay up and shut up.
Don't talk to me.
Don't message me.
Just don't.
Creep.

10.00 USD

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