Message Tax: Small Talk & Basic Customer Service

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Harpytalons

I'm not here to chat and be your friend and exchange pleasantries and message ad nauseum for no reason. Not for free.

$10 for 10 messages. I will send them as time allows. I will keep them polite and pleasant.

Perfect for fact finders or those who want to take discussions off dash. This is for CUSTOMER SERVICE PURPOSES , Small Talkers, or Polite "hi howareya" ONLY.

Want/Need more discussion of services? Buy more messages. Want to be ignored see my silent treatment listing. My listings come with free customer service.

Rules:
No s**ting, no nudity
No messages after limit is up
$20 1st unblock fee, $50 2nd, $100 all subsequent unblocks. put screen name in message.

10.00 USD

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