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Harpytalons
15.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's time for me to say goodbye to this old friend. This bra has seen +10 years worth of wear, usually multiple days in a row. It's sturdy but eventually my 40DDDs won out and the underwire broke on both cups and has since been taken out so I could wear her more as my comfy bra and swim bra. She's old, wrinkled, has some permanent dog hair no matter how much I lint roll her, and she's looking for a good home. I have worn her for one day without deodorant. I'm not a particularly sweaty person though so idk if she stinks yet. Additional Wears Available: $10/Day max 3 extra days I may or may not wear deodorant. $10 gets you your preference here. I may or may not use gold bond for underboob sweat. $20 gets you your preference here. Allergy Info: Worn while eating foods with peanuts. House has dogs No smoking No perfume Yes incense Free Shipping to Continental US only. If you buy this and aren't in the US, sorry no refunds. Either pay for the international shipping or consider your $$ a very generous tip. P.S. I think this whole thing is so so weird, but I like the idea of this bra going to a good(?) home instead of going in the trash.
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...." THIS LISTING IS FOR A FULL NAME +$5 to add a Degree, Doctorate, or Title (you choose, or I can choose for you) For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀 Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
FIONA_VIPER
Did you know that clothes pins actually hurt... I didn't but I liked it. Some pics of my pain and the aftermath
10.00 USD
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Mistresses very hairy pu**y close up. Covered in my c*m after an intense session with squirt on the bed.
5.00 GBP
GothQueenDelilah
9 pics of my Misa Amane cosplay so generously bought for me by one of my lovely buyers here! No bra, no panties underneath, and a short leather skirt!
5.00 USD