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Harpytalons
25.00 USD
Harpytalons
Streetside mudpuddle! Look at these dirty toes! Ginormous mud puppies! Dirty piggies! π£π£π£π£ LoL a car drove by too and looked at me like "wtf?!" I just waved "hi neighbor!"
25.00 USD
Harpytalons
A True Girlfriend Experience: All Day Text Argument Argue All Day over an agreed upon real-life topic. ATW Messages preferred Examples Include but Not Limited to: -You didn't do the dishes. -When are you going to clean the garage? -You've been laid off for 3 months get a f*cking job. -Who TF is Deborah and why is she texting you?! -I got a second dog without asking. -I just spent $500 on an unnecessary small kitchen appliance. We'll spend all day angry texting. Nothing will get resolved. Names will be called. Insults will be hurled. Feelings will be hurt. Our relationship might be over for real this time. You'll question everything. You'll be going to bed angry. Rules: -This is a 12 hour experience, 10am my time - 10pm my time. -We agree to schedule a day that works for us both. -You may reschedule ONCE AND ONCE ONLY. Life happens I get it. But You're the doormat, not me. -We agree on the starter topic 48 hours before "the Argument" -Just like in real life, I have other things to do during the day. I'll try my best to reply ASAP but you might have to seethe from time to time. -Just like in real life, the topic of the Argument might meander to other issues, but will always be brought back to the main issue. -NO S*XTING. NO PICTURES. Emojis / gifs ok. You don't get to have make-up s*x or any s*x. We're in a fight. -We will agree on a "safeword" for when things get too heated. -After "the Argument" We better be cool. No animosity, unless you pay me for a second Argument.
500.00 USD
Harpytalons
I specialize in Humiliation and Degradation, but I'm also more than capable of crafting you an honest rating or perhaps you'd like praise? My overall style has been noted as coming across a bit satirical, but I mean every word I write. Looking for something unique and different? Check out my special listings for d*ck poems, haikus, naming your d*ck, and more. Delivery for d*ck rates may take up to 4 business days. A lot of thought is put into them. While a quick turn around is nice for some, consider this... I will be thinking about your d*ck that entire time. And there is something is to be said for Antici..... ....pation. Your rating will be sent as a commemorative printable PDF, as well as text in an email. Print and proudly display your rating for all to see. The rules for a "cla**ic" rating: - You may send up to 5 photos of your d*ck - I will craft a thoughtful rating of at least 2 paragraphs on several parameters depending on the style of rating you choose. - πLGBTQIA+ FRIENDLYπ Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns. If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His. - This is about your genitalia, not mine. I may or may not include descriptions of what a hypothetical partner may or may not experience with your d*ck, but it will be based mostly on you. You may choose: - Honest: A compliment sandwich. Choose how you want it to end (high note/low note) - Humiliation: A brutal and verbose rating. Please communicate boundaries after purchase. - Praise: Read this and walk away feeling like a first-rate c*cksman. After you receive your rating please know that we're done with the transaction. I do not offer JOI, S*xting, Etc. I do not want to be messaged unless it's for a further paid service.
50.00 USD
Horny_milf
10 pics of my legs, feet in stocking and pantyhose. If you want more, or diferent color, send me message i have then ready β€οΈ
10.00 USD