Mum's Trash, Your Treasure: Vintage Levi's Denim Jacket, With A History Of Sa** 💅🏻

Name: Mum's Trash, Your...
Brand: Missdemeter
SKU: MUU032179628
Price: 75.00 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (3 reviews)

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This vintage gem is a UK Size. Who knows, it’s old. It’s been worn to death by both me and my mum.

This jacket has been through more than your wardrobe ever will. If you’re desperate enough to wear someone else’s mum’s cast-off, then this jacket is for you. Don’t come crying to me when you show up to your next function looking like a reject from a '90s time capsule.

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