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Harpytalons
35.00 USD
Harpytalons
I specialize in Humiliation and Degradation, but I'm also more than capable of crafting you an honest rating or perhaps you'd like praise? My overall style has been noted as coming across a bit satirical, but I mean every word I write. Looking for something unique and different? Check out my special listings for d*ck poems, haikus, naming your d*ck, and more. Delivery for d*ck rates may take up to 4 business days. A lot of thought is put into them. While a quick turn around is nice for some, consider this... I will be thinking about your d*ck that entire time. And there is something is to be said for Antici..... ....pation. Your rating will be sent as a commemorative printable PDF, as well as text in an email. Print and proudly display your rating for all to see. The rules for a "cla**ic" rating: - You may send up to 5 photos of your d*ck - I will craft a thoughtful rating of at least 2 paragraphs on several parameters depending on the style of rating you choose. - 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns. If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His. - This is about your genitalia, not mine. I may or may not include descriptions of what a hypothetical partner may or may not experience with your d*ck, but it will be based mostly on you. You may choose: - Honest: A compliment sandwich. Choose how you want it to end (high note/low note) - Humiliation: A brutal and verbose rating. Please communicate boundaries after purchase. - Praise: Read this and walk away feeling like a first-rate c*cksman. After you receive your rating please know that we're done with the transaction. I do not offer JOI, S*xting, Etc. I do not want to be messaged unless it's for a further paid service.
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
Available: 1 pair White 1 pair Clear 1 pair Black Smelly gauges are definitely not for the faint of heart. This listing is for one pair of acrylic ear plugs, worn for 1 week without washing. That is plenty smelly for most but if you want something even more stinky you can add an additional week for $25. The most I'll go is 2 weeks. I wish I knew how to describe the smell of an unwashed plug, but... maybe Bleu cheese meets garbage? Idk... it's not pleasant. Shipping to the continental USA is included in the purchase price. Plugs will be placed in a small ziploc bag and wrapped in cellophane. To rehydrate the crud a light misting with plain or distilled water is recommended. Allergy info: dogs in house, no perfume
30.00 USD
Fragolina80
My cheekies are ready for a new home. Some have vagina c*m acidity stains on crotch. Some are cottons and have cotton gussets . Others are nylons .These are well loved cheekies that are ready to share the love . Comes with 24 hours wear,2 wearing pictures. Add-ons are welcome and Available.
20.00 USD
HotDonna069
Full Bottom Fruit Print 🍎 24 Hrs wear and Free Shipping USA included Free wear pics each day Extra wear $5 a day Size XL
25.00 USD