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Harpytalons
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Snow Day! Size...
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Super Old Well...
They're destroyed. There's no saving them. Absolutely wrecked. Happy to put a few days fresh wear on them for old time's sake and $25 These are the Clove bearpaw boot which I purchased in 2015 (proof of purchase) and I wore them into the ground. Insoles are original. BP was not making removable insoles at the time. Salt stains, dog hair, broken soles, almost a decade of unsocked sweaty feet, puddles, and more. These boots are 9 years in the making. My feet aren't overly smelly. It's like a mild vinegar. Smells but won't make you toss your cookies.
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Wholesome & Genuine...
Ok... I know what you're thinking.... this is probably a trap, right? Wrong! Sometimes all you really need is a kind word, and honestly, Erotic Satire aside, I genuinely enjoy making people laugh or smile. Do you need a compliment today? Did you make/create something neat? Did you get a promotion or maybe are you underappreciated at work? Did you get a new haircut? Do you take care of your grandma? Do you need a self esteem pick-me-up? or do you need someone to tell you that you're awesome today? Maybe you got a new shirt? Send me a picture of yourself (pg-13 please! This is a wholesome service), and tell me about something you'd like acknowledged/complimented, something you're proud of, something you've made/created/accomplished etc. and I will give you a unique and genuine compliment. I'm not known for saying anything I don't mean, so know the compliment and kind words will come from the bottom of my heart. Add 5 minutes of distance energy healing: +$5 Add a custom candle spell for self love: +$10
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