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Harpytalons
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GFE: The Silent...
You know exactly what the f*ck you did. I shouldn't have to tell you, you should just know. Until you can apologize to me, SINCERELY, you can f*ck right off. A True Girlfriend Experience: The Silent Treatment is exactly that. The Silent Treatment. Message me your apologies, your sorrys, your reasons and excuses all day and get f*ck all in response. Beg and plead all you want. Try to bribe me with gifts. I don't care. I'm not talking to you, you absolute piece of sh*t. Rules: You can send me messages for 24 hours after purchase using the ATW messenger service. I'm not going to answer because I'm not talking to you. After 24 hours you cease. No nudity, no verbal/emotional abuse. Begging and pleading and sorrys only.
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I Will Name...
"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...." THIS LISTING IS FOR A FIRST NAME ONLY For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀 Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
25.00 USD
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Cheap A**hole Tax...
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
10.00 USD
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