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Harpytalons
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
You know exactly what the f*ck you did. I shouldn't have to tell you, you should just know. Until you can apologize to me, SINCERELY, you can f*ck right off. A True Girlfriend Experience: The Silent Treatment is exactly that. The Silent Treatment. Message me your apologies, your sorrys, your reasons and excuses all day and get f*ck all in response. Beg and plead all you want. Try to bribe me with gifts. I don't care. I'm not talking to you, you absolute piece of sh*t. Rules: You can send me messages for 24 hours after purchase using the ATW messenger service. I'm not going to answer because I'm not talking to you. After 24 hours you cease. No nudity, no verbal/emotional abuse. Begging and pleading and sorrys only.
40.00 USD
PrincessJasmine2069
I’ll rate your d*ck picks all day long. Keep em c*mming.
20.00 USD
Seductively_sweet
Let me rate your d*ck 1 - 10 I'll be honest don't worry. I can't wait to see what you've got.
5.00 GBP
GoddessRubyRed
Let me see that d*ck of yours, let me give you SPH or impress me with how big it is!
5.00 GBP