Petition For A D*ck Name Change: Previous Naming Customers Only

Petition For A D*ck Name Change: Previous Naming Customers Only photo

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Harpytalons

Has your little guy outgrown his name? Is he getting married? Is he running from johnny law? You can now file for a petition of change of name.

THIS LISTING IS FOR PREVIOUS NAME CUSTOMERS ONLY

Present a copy of your name certificate along with the desired name change (Same Length as your original purchase). Feel free to send an updated photo and a few sentences about why you're petitioning for this name change.

You may choose your own name, or I can name it for you.

I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of official name change for your records, or for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM).

Once renamed, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now.

If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for another Name Change where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you.

🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈
Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns
If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His

25.00 USD


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