Ripe Funky Flats

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GoddessBlair

Connoisseurs of sweaty funky flats this is your chance to have my favorite pair of maryjane style flats. "Well worn" would be an understatement for these. I seriously wore these damn near daily in the Florida heat and humidity for probably 2 years. Im sure the toe sweat imprints help to give you an idea of what these flats smell like but just to make sure you know for certain, close your eyes and imagine the sweet but pungent aroma of salty sweat mixed with frito chips and a hint of vinegar. Yup, that's the stench. As a bonus after you purchase these, I will be sure to get another few days of wear in these for you before shipping them. I want to make sure that these are nice and ripe upon arrival.

50.00 USD


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