Show Me Your D*ck. Spoiler: I’m Not Easily Impressed

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Sasha_Valentina

Shrimp or stud? Let’s find out.

Just here to rate your 🍆 - no judgement (lies, plenty of judgement).

Pick your style:

💬 Honest: Straight-up, no drama. If it’s great, I’ll say it. If it’s not... well.
🙈 SPH: If you want to be humiliated, I’ll make you cry.
😘 Worship: No crowns handed out for free, but I'll praise you like I should.

£10 gets you a written paragraph
£15 - Audio / Clothed Video
£20 - Topless Video
£30 - Nude Video

10.00 GBP

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