Sloppy Seconds: My Used Teeth Flossers 🦷

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Missdemeter

Let's be clear: dental health is paramount. 🦷

My teeth flossers will be sold with the remnants of last night's decadent dinner and this morning's sugary breakfast. You'll be lucky to get a whiff of my morning breath lingering on the threads. 👃🏻

Each flosser will be lovingly used to clean between my teeth, the same teeth that have bitten into juicy burgers, crispy pizzas, and sweet, sticky pastries. And now, you get to own the leftovers. How quaint.

They will have been used by me, and only me, to maintain the pristine condition of my enviable smile - a smile that has commanded rooms and commanded attention. If you're lucky, they might still be damp from my saliva, because I don't bother to rinse them thoroughly. They're not even clean. I mean, I've used them, and that's all that matters. You can worry about the bacteria and germs; I have better things to do, like maintaining my smile. 🦠

The choice is yours, though I must say, the very thought of you cherishing these mundane relics of my dental care is quite amusing to me. 🦷

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