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Harpytalons
200.00 USD
Harpytalons
In all seriousness, I win cash prizes all the time for my Haikus. I will craft you an original Haiku about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. Send me up to 3 photos of your d*ck, and a short description of its likes/dislikes and its personality. Your original haiku will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
I am rediscovering my love of painting. I've been told I'm decent. Help me practice by comissioning an original artwork of your d*ck. Send me your best 3 photos of your d*ck. We'll email to discuss which shot would work best for your painting. Please note: I will be experimenting with artistic style and color. I will work in studio acrylics for this listing (oils take too long to dry). You will recieve a medium sized stretched canvas, up to 10"x10" but dimensions may vary. Painting will be dried, sealed and sent by usps priority mail.
200.00 USD
Harpytalons
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
10.00 USD
MandyHereForYou
Very old and well-worn. Always Open to Customizations Kink Friendly Just Ask! I’m here for you! All Orders Vacuum Sealed
25.00 USD
JuicyJulie
Hi there🥰 These boots have made it to hell and back. Incredibly worn out and falling apart. Size 7.5! Really sad to let them go because they were my favorite pair of boots ever, hope they go to a great home😋
60.00 USD
Princess_Pixie
Nice and sticky inside they make my bare feet sweat 💦
60.00 USD