The Wittiest SPH You Ever Heard

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You have a tiny micropenis that's so small that only the wittiest put downs will do you will send me a pic to scrutinise very closely it would seem as it is that small. I will then send you my findings but are you prepared to be mocked by someone with such powers of wit and wisdom?
Your censored picture then gets placed on the dashboard along with my write up for all the other dashboard dwellers to have a go at it in a dashboard exposure. For £5 extra i will even put this on my twitter. Do you think you can stomach more exposure torment. Do you have the guts to face the ultimate in witty putdowns? You must be brave....

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