Harpytalons
I will craft you an original poem about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. The form of poetry will be my choice. Including but not limited to: sonnet, rondel, sestina, blank verse, or more. Send me up to 5 photos of your d*ck, and a description of its likes/dislikes and its personality, and it's proud and not so proud moments. Your original poem will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are uncommunicated I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
NurseLex521
Let me tell you about how I would stomp on your little d*ck. If you want a brutally honest rating, I am your lady. It takes a lot to impress me. Let’s see how yours compares to my di**o.
5.00 USD
Kytiria
pick a style, send a picture of your c*ck, and i’ll tell you how i feel!
5.00 USD