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Harpytalons
30.00 USD
Harpytalons
The moss in the yard looked so fluffy and soft and moist I couldn't resist! It was so chilly though! How should I warm up my toes?? āļøš£šš
15.00 USD
Harpytalons
Lets get down to bra** tax: You're unf*ckable, and it's time to pay the Harpy. We'll keep this one at $10 because we all know you've been saving up to move out of that basement. Instead of doing productive stuff with your time you're on here, paying for s*x because nobody wants to touch that with a 10ft pole. Maybe it's all the fedoras you wear? Maybe it's your raging B.O. Maybe it's that thick miasma of misogyny couched in a self pitying cry of "GIRLS ONLY SAY THEY WANT NICE GUYS BUT HERE I AM ALL ALONE". Maybe it's the gaunt-dead-eyed-video-games-and-jackin'-it-for-36-hours-straight look you're failing to rock... I don't know... all I know is, ya' gross. For every MGTOW blog post you've ever read and nodded in agreement with, pay me. If your stupid brain ever thought "Andrew Tate is really on to something" PAY. ME. If you've ever uttered the phrases "Men's Rights" or "s**ual Market Value" pay me, you coward. For every door you've held open, friend zone you've stayed in, or task you've done because you hoped it would get you laid, pay me. On behalf of every woman you thought was a wh*re simply because she wasn't sleeping with you, you will pay me. Every time you've tipped your ugly dandruff covered fedora off your fat f*cking head and said "M'lady", PAY. ME. TWICE. Did you want something in return for your money? It's far too late and you're far too gone for that sh*t. You could have bought a self help book. Applied for a job. Moved out of your mother's basement. But hey, maybe another fedora might just work this time. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You Disgust Me.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
IvySummers
Create your own pix and mix. EVERY KINK CATERED FOR! 1 bag of sweeties or 1 lollipop š with what you desire for Ā£15 Mix and match 3 for Ā£25 šØš¬šŖš¦
15.00 GBP
Rosiexgracexxx
Just used my favorite vibrator on my pu**y while wearing these cheetah print panties. Now Iām going to wear these panties all day at work. The set includes the vibrator and the panties together. ššš„µ
50.00 USD
ElizabethMoon
Just my special little way of saying happy holidays.. These will be special Gift bundles.. Dripping with all the s**y goodness.. Small: $50 * Panty or Socks (24hr) *1-2 Surprise gifts.. *Photo bundle Med: $100 * Panty and Sock (48hr) *1 choice add on (Panty or Sock) *3-5 Surprise gifts *Video (5 min) Large: $150 *Panty and Sock (extended wear) *1 choice add on (both) *6-8 Surprise gifts *Photo bundle and Video (5min) All packages are shipped premium with tracking number.. And will be charged Separately..
50.00 USD