Smelly Worn Gauges: 0g / 8mm

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Harpytalons

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1 pair White
1 pair Clear
1 pair Black

Smelly gauges are definitely not for the faint of heart.

This listing is for one pair of acrylic ear plugs, worn for 1 week without washing. That is plenty smelly for most but if you want something even more stinky you can add an additional week for $25. The most I'll go is 2 weeks.

I wish I knew how to describe the smell of an unwashed plug, but... maybe Bleu cheese meets garbage? Idk... it's not pleasant.

Shipping to the continental USA is included in the purchase price.

Plugs will be placed in a small ziploc bag and wrapped in cellophane. To rehydrate the crud a light misting with plain or distilled water is recommended.

Allergy info: dogs in house, no perfume

30.00 USD

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